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merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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halfbloodfromgallifrey:

edsock:

i can hear english people tearing up in the distance

i can hear English people tearing up in the distance

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

askthefemaleeren:

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reachfortheflowers:

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

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"Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable."

"Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs."

"With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process."

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jwz: Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body (via newsweek)

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billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

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daivdtennant:

daivdtennant:

 When I meet someone new who likes Doctor Who and they tell me Catherine Tate was their favorite companion…

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For some reason this post has gotten a few notes today, and seeing it in my activity feed cracked me up because I wrote this about the dude I’m now seriously interested in.

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other-wordly:

pronunciation | 'hEr-rIth (HEER-eyeth, with a fast heer and a soft th)submitted by | harry d.submit words | here

other-wordly:

pronunciation | 'hEr-rIth (HEER-eyeth, with a fast heer and a soft th)
submitted by | harry d.
submit words | here

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50shadesoftobias:

When we say we want a book as a movie we mean a six hours long one with every single detail of the book on it Is it so hard to understand?

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

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nine30nineteen90:

Doctor Who + Jane Austen

nine30nineteen90:

Doctor Who + Jane Austen

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The cousin who is set to inherit your estate.

hestolesomebread:

EXPECTATION

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REALITY

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"Know your own happiness. You want nothing but patience- or give it a more fascinating name, call it hope." - Jane Austen 

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"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out."

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

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I just want you to know, there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble. A thousand, million light years away. They will never forget her — while she can never remember. … But for one moment… one shining moment… she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe.

I just want you to know, there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble. A thousand, million light years away. They will never forget her — while she can never remember. … But for one moment… one shining moment… she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe.

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Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

themaskedkat:

music-and-bladez

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paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

Disappointed in whoever scrolls past this

((I’m not surprised if I don’t get a reblog.not at all…))

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